Lyrics!

Right now I only have the lyrics to three songs, but I hope I will obtain more soon.

**All songs written by Stone Weasel**

Progressive Toaster Love (PTL)

The coils of the toaster grow red with anger

The misdeeds of the businessmen linger

Watch the toaster as it seems to fade away

Your day is bright as a Saturday

I love your dog like you love my family

My aunts a whore and your dog's a bag of fleas

It seems to me that it's time to slow down

You grab your hat and you head for the door

The dark spot on the sun starts to fade away

You're out of Spam so you head for the store

Tell me about your Saturday

Tell me the way you pay for toast

Tell me you'll love me till' the end

Tell me you wanna' move to France

 

Grandpa has an older toaster

His teeth supply the fruit of the young

Play his toaster as you seem to fade away

My day is as bright as Saturday

You love my cat like I love your family

My cat's a tabby and your mom's a Pekinese

I wanna' be like John F. Kennedy

Not dead but a really cool guy!

You wanna' be like Yoda

Not green but a Jedi Knight

Time is tickin' now we've gotta' get movin'

Turn the corner and go to the store

Tell me about you're Saturday

Tell me the way you pay for toast

Tell me you'll love me till' the end

Tell me I wanna' move to France

 

I met your toaster yesterday

Hope your love will never fade away

See the light in the distance

Question your own existance

Love my rabbit like you love my family

My rabbit knows his histroy

WE dance among the trees

Do the Charleston, do the twist

Sometimes you make me angry

But I will not use my fists

Tell me about you're Saturday

Tell me the way you pay for toast

Tell me you'll love me till' the end

Tell me you wanna' move to France on Saturday now tell me

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Bloned-Haired Blue-Eyed Caucasian

Its not your fault you've never read Peter Pumkin Eater

Its not your fault you've never seen an African ant-eater

Its not your fault you've nevcer been to the leaning Tower of Pisa

Its not your fault you haven't heard Anna Magdalena

But I'll never let it pass- that you're a

Blonde haired, blue eyed caucasian

(You're a) Blonde haired, blue eyed caucasian

And I'm not

Its not your fault you haven't seen Casablanca

Its not your fault you've never done the Macarena

Its not your fault you've never owned a wiener dog

Its not your fault you haven't licked a poisonous frog

But i'll never let it pass - that you're a

Blonde haired, blue eyed caucasian

(You're a) Pink haired, green eyed caucasian

And I'm not

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Glowsperm

I'm tempted by defense, your drawbacks disappear

Sick servant to your whims, don't kill me with your tears.

 

I see you, right through me, I'm most like everybody

You've got it your way

You split me with envy, an empty puppet with me

I wished you'd go away.

 

Every time I'm with you, I'm never near your heart.

Don't worry, its your day to rip my life apart.

 

I hold you, disown you, surrender wishes to you

And you just walk away.

You kill me, you bleed me, my guts are wrapped around me

I'm feelin' O.K.

 

You want to kill, but you can't hurt anyone- today

I want to die, but my pain has just begun- I'm sorry

 

I'm happy with love slave, I'll bow before your feet

You're happy with love slave- I give you all you need.

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